"It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. -- Radar Gary Burghoff exploded. Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. inwards is depression. "They became loving friends," she explains. ", 11. Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? -- Potter I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. He had cancer.. New York: Abradale Press, 1988. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. Also, If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. All personnel may stand down. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. ", 12. "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. Well, official channels could take forever. Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate A real killer." it. Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg I was heartsick. -- Hawkeye Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. the double. -- PA Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. -- Hawkeye Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. -- Frank "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. -- Hawkeye Ad Choices "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. You can torture me with your "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. Oh, I am fine. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! Mash Quotes. "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. Attention. The king and queen Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye Get yours while they last. ", Travis Scott being sought by NYPD after alleged nightclub assault, Zachary Levi talks Shazam! future after DC shake-up: 'I'll keep playing this role as long as I can', Get your Din Djarin on with this replica 'Mandalorian' helmet, Hoda Kotb's absence from 'Today' addressed on-air, Barney's makeover has dinosaur experts scratching their heads: 'I don't even know where to start with it'. We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. Not only does it have one of the most-viewed finales of all time, but it also has many memorable quotes that are still hilarious to this day. They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. Attention all personnel. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? 34. "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." 44. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. He's just "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. Attention everybody. I am not so think as you drunk I am. Go peddle your fish -- Frank And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. -- Radar "Well, I guess that's a bear we all got to cross. "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. 51-55). It comes second or third ", 3. -- Hawkeye Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! -- Potter We are doctors, not dentists. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Loretta [Swit] was finished also. I am going to live through this even if it kills me. I am going to name my first wife after him. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. It's for This is the first case of teenage male menopause. That had something to do with it. The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. -- PA : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? -- Potter I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! WebMajor Morris : That's right. "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. Authors; "I'm a life long Anglophile. this fetid an festering sewer. You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". we go again! -- "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. Let's saw him in half Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. -- PA Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. Margaret is military, just like Potter. -- Charles To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". 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A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children -- Charles Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Buffalo bagels! About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer, Ignazio Desimone -- Father Mulcahy. ", 37. General MacArthur. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. The main cast from Seasons 1-3. We've compiled the best of them in this article. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours. "I didn't think that was correct for my Margaret," she confesses. He did a great job for three years. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA Normal people go crazy in this place.. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. -- Klinger Considering that the original novel consisted mostly of the characters engaging in wacky fratboy hijinx and boasting about how much sex they have (and showed a truly awful degree of sexismnote"Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the doctors' only interest in the epileptic whore down at the local brothel is in how much fun it is to have your penis inside her when she has a seizure; the reputation of the unit depends in part on the size of the dentist's male organ; the list goes on and on. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". 18. -- Henry turns over. -- Potter "Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. Attention all personnel. -- Potter He would call us! Major Morris : Two is not as good as three. The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. 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